• Author: nZbq7Wgt

if you eat billionaires do you absorb their powers


  • Author: sg2wJ0/p

Would it be an additive power? As in, if I eat Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos would I be able to drink poop water and launch myself into sub-orbital space?


  • Author: w9s5sEus

if you eat bill gates you get the power to sell the same thing over and over again with slight differences (what he did with windows and office) and fool people into thinking you're a nice philanthropist instead of a ruthless businessman who killed off competing companies


  • Author: 7Tzkb6Mh

nice philanthopists don't make good business-men


  • Author: Nvu6JSqX

Billionaires have a lot of meat on their bones, but it's annoying to pick out the pealrs and jewlery from your teeth